family is lame.

[Taylor]

Yesterday my mom invited over my brother, his new girlfriend, and our "aunt & uncle". We're really not related to either of them, they're just good friends of my mom. My aunt is psychotic. My uncle's pretty cool actually. My mom got wasted off of her ass, and I recorded her dancing. It's up on youtube, and she's going to kill me if she ever finds out, but lucky for me she does not know how to work the internet at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBKIMV2VLZU&feature=plcp
So you guys enjoy that.

I think my aunt asked me about 5 times if I had a boyfriend.
And each time I said no she asked me why.
Like how am I supposed to know, what do you want from me?

So yeah anyways. I've been on a real tea kick lately and I'm on my fourth cup right now. I've been listening to pretty mellow music all day. I'm in one of THOSE moods, I guess, and I've been trying to be more positive because I'm pretty sure I'm annoying everyone with my negativity, and it's just really stressful.

How's everyone else been?

[Fennec]

e.e

Your mom is SUCH A SEXY DANCER, TAYLOR!

[Taylor]

Oh yeah. Haha.
Best part though:
"How drunk are you?"
"I'M NOT DRUNK!"

[Sauske Is A Cat]

Yeah, your mom cannot dance. xD It was hilarious, though.

[Fennec]

Oh. I would die if I watched the whole thing rofl. I barely got through half.

[Taylor]

When I try to tell her that she can't dance she gives me this look and says that everyone tells her she's a great dancer/singer.
She fails to realize all these people are probably more wasted than she is.

[Fennec]

[Jenna]

That was pretty great, bro.

And if I'm ever like pissed off or want to stab someone, I just listen to Ed Sheeran because you just can't be pissed off while listening to him.

I want tea now; thanks, Taylor.

[Fennec]

I know another song you can't be pissed off while listening to, but you have to be watching the music video: Ponponpon, by Kyary Pomyu Pomyu. Look it up, I beg of you.

Jenna, you whore. Whose roleplays have you been neglecting, hmmmmm?!

[Abby]

LOL see this is something to show your mom when you move out.
My parent's never get wasted... They're all like "Oh good sir can I have another lemonade?"
Yup.

[Jenna]

Lizzi, I've been neglecting anything that doesn't have One Direction or the Janoskians involved. I swear I have a good reason for that too, so.

My parents don't get drunk either. But my mom likes to drink a whole bunch of wine at once. Too bad she doesn't get drunk off of it. Boo.

[Fennec]

Rawr.... Lizzi gon be watching you....

[Taylor]

Jenna: Still haven't listened to Ed Sheeran but everyone's talking about him. When I'm mad I just listen to old hardcore punk or riot grrrrl music. Cus I'm lamesauce. But ughhh, I bought a whole bunch of tea a few days ago and I've just been drinking it so much c:

Abby: My mom is always like "I NEVER DRINK EVER EVER EVER" and then the first excuse she can find to get drunk, she just starts pouring down the Jack Daniels man.

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